July 31, 2014

Un-Journaling 21

Instructions:  Here is the last part of a newspaper story.  Neighbors called the police when they noticed the pink gooey substance oozing from all the doors and windows of the modest ranch home.  Now write the first part of that story.

Joe saw the penguin.  The penguin saw Joe.  And then the penguin hiccuped a pink gooey substance from his mouth.  "Awesome!  Liquid bubble-gum!" said Joe.  He ran towards the penguin in his living room and started eating the "bubble gum".  To bad for Joe, he was to stupid to realize that most penguins don't just appear in your living room, and then give you bubble-gum while hiccuping.  What Joe thought was bubble-gum turned out to be acid and the penguin turned out to be a psycho-killing-penguin-holding-a-laser-gun.  Joe ended up dissolving by the acid.  The neighbors next door heard the racket.  Neighbors called the police when they noticed the pink gooey substance oozing from all the doors and windows of the modest ranch home