Instructions: Silly is a middle-aged man who combs his remaining limp strands of hair into an elaborate swirl over his bald spot, gluing them in place with hair spray and hoping no one will notice. Silly is a golden retriever who slinks sheepishly of the sofa whenever his owner comes home, hoping-despite the hair all over the cushion-that she won't notice he's been sleeping there. What else is Silly? Give three more examples.
Silly is a mailman who hates mail, and can't drive. Whenever he delivers mail, he rips open the letters or packages and sees what is inside them. If it is good, he steals it, but if it isn't he just tapes it over and hopes the owners don't notice. When he tries to drive, he thinks the brake is the gas pedal and vice-versa. He ends up having to push his mail car everywhere he goes with him.
Silly is a cook who hates food. Silly only eats corn kernels and bites them right in half even though he has one tooth left. Whenever he cooks food for the people eating in his restaurant, he always puts kernels in whatever they are eating even though there is a sign on the front door that says, 'No corn.'
Silly is a football player who is afraid of physical contact. He is the running back so whenever he gets the ball handed off to him, he runs along the sidelines and when someone is about to tackle him, he pretends to faint and hand them the ball so that he doesn't have to get hit.