Instructions: What advice would a dog give about life, if it could talk? Write that advice.
Mr. Owner, I wanted to give you some advice because it seems like you are always unhappy. Here it is: eat lot's of food if your owner gives you a chance, don't bark early in the morning because your owner will be mad, if you have to go to the bathroom make sure you do it quick, and always ask for your tummy to be rubbed.
Mr. Owner, I wanted to give you some advice because it seems like you are always unhappy. Here it is: eat lot's of food if your owner gives you a chance, don't bark early in the morning because your owner will be mad, if you have to go to the bathroom make sure you do it quick, and always ask for your tummy to be rubbed.